( -ゝ-）ノ-=≡≡≡卍卍 Whoosh(← Appearing sound effect) The mysterious jersey ninja appears!
No man should be without a mystery or two or three or seven!!

( -ゝ-）ノ-=≡≡≡卍卍 しゅたっ(←現れる音) ナゾ多きジャージ忍者参上！
なぜなら男にはナゾの１つや２つや３つか７つ位なくっちゃダメだからー！！

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*whoosh* *whoosh* *whoosh* Finally appearing from a smoke bomb is Yoshio in all his seriousness!! The most authentic ninja steel action movie is coming to theaters soon!! Maybe! Someday! I hope! にんにんにんっと煙玉から遂に現るヨシオの本気!! 本格的忍者鋼鉄活劇、近日大公開でござる!! たぶん! いつか! きっと!

Are you really a mysterious jersey ninja if you don't have a connection or two...? If I pinch my cheek, will I wake up from this dream? ナゾ多きジャージ忍者ならばコネクトの1つや2つ… ににんっと頬をつねってみたら夢だった？